12 Days of Pole Christmas 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: an invert into a marley.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two fairy sits and an invert into a marley.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIIIIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!!

*ahem* … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven firemen spinning, six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight sweaty kneepads, seven firemen spinning, six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine cross knee laybacks, eight sweaty kneepads, seven firemen spinning, six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten inside leg hangs, nine cross knee laybacks, eight sweaty kneepads, seven firemen spinning, six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven stinky Pleasers, ten inside leg hangs, nine cross knee laybacks, eight sweaty kneepads, seven firemen spinning, six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: twelve cartwheel dismounts, eleven stinky Pleasers, ten inside leg hangs, nine cross knee laybacks, eight sweaty kneepads, seven firemen spinning, six spines a-bending, FIVE FAILED HANDSPRINGS!!! … four flying birds, three pirouettes, two fairy sits, and an invert into a marley.

Written by: Rhapsody Blue